Smile :)

 I found something funny in the the READERS DIGEST book that i read this afternoon. I can't stop smiling when i read at the jokes. If you are familiar with readers digest book, you will find this jokes at certain columns. 

For this particular jokes i found it in the "LAUGH" column. Haha. it would be better if i share it. Smile to the ears everyone!

1. Dracula dies from a heart attack right after watching his favourite vampire series on tv.

    He goes to heaven where he's allowed to choose three qualities to have in his next life.

    Dracula thinks really hard and finally makes up his mind. 

    First, he says "I still want to be able to suck blood."

    Then he says "I want to have wings so I can fly."

    Lastly, after thinking for the longest time, he says "And I want all women to want me."

    WHOOSH - he was promptly turned into a sanitary pad!

2. A wife is scrambling eggs when her husband bursts into the kitchen.

    "Careful," he cries. "Careful! You're cooking too many at once. Too many! Scramble them! Now! 

    We need more butter. They're going to stick! Careful! Now scramble them again! Hurry up! Are you         crazy?

    Don't forget to salt them. Use the salt. Use the salt! Use the salt!"

    The wife turns and asks, " What is wrong with you?" 

    Her husband calmly replies,"I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."

Hehe. I always do the second one to my dad. haha. End up, I'm the one who drive. hahaha